A Florida retiree opened her post expecting registration paperwork and instead found a state-issued license plate that reads, to anyone squinting from a car length back, like an instruction she never asked to give.
Nancy Dello Stritto, 76, of Pompano Beach, was mailed a randomly assigned plate bearing the characters 'SQZ A55', a combination that phonetically spells out a phrase rather too racy for the retirement community where she lives. The Broward County pensioner says she never requested a new tag and was stunned to find it tucked in with her renewal documents.
