People rarely like others telling them what to do. It takes away our agency, our ability to make decisions, and our freedom to act a certain way. It can also remind us of our childhood, but not in a good way. It takes us back to our early years when parents controlled our lives and we had little say in what we could or couldn’t do.
Some rules, of course, are there for our safety. But others, especially implemented by bosses at work and teachers in school, can be borderline absurd. One person recently asked, "What's the most ridiculous rule you've had to follow at work or school?" and it seemed to bring back lots of memories for folks online. Over 1,000 people shared their stories where nonsensical rules at work or school left them exasperated, living rent-free in their minds to this day.
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During COVID, my boss wanted everybody to wear masks while on zoom calls. It mattered not, whether you were in your private office or working from home.
You’re a freaking idiot, Sharon!I work at a school. Our principal requires females to wear bras to be "professional." If she suspects someone is not wearing a bra, we have to verify the bra is present. Not by the shoulder strap, but by the around the chest strap. Yes, we have to ask teenage girls to pull up their shirt and show us the actual bra.
I told the principal I'm not comfortable doing that and don't think wearing a bra is indicative of professionalism. I'm thinking about not wearing a bra just to see if she notices.Boys weren't allowed to have buzz cuts or hair below their ears. Nor were they allowed to wear shorts.
Girls had zero clothing rules.
So yeah a lot of the boys started wearing skirts in the baking summers and grew manbuns.
A couple of girls got buzz cuts.This is minor in the grand scheme of things but I was 17 and it was the first time I ever encountered people leaning on their authority and rampant stupidity.
I had a summer job in a b-brand doritos factory. It was a surprisingly chill thing, there were 2 of us charged with making sure the right amount of boxes ended up on every pallet going into trucks, then help with the loading.
And you had to fix up the mixed pallets, that had a few boxes each.
You'd line up the pallets at the docking bay, and do a final count, and mark on a paper that you counted.
I said I had counted, and the regular said "I didn't see you count".
I said "Look, 2x3x4 on the bottom, 2x3x2 on top, and 4 loose ones"
He said "No, count"
And started walking around and counting 1, 2, 3, 4, etcet. And of course came to the same count.
But I wasn't allowed to use multiplication. I had to do the walkaround.If you showed up late to class too many times you were suspended for three days. But if you know you're gonna be late and just show up at the beginning of second period, nothing happened to you. You would be punished for being late but not missing class.My husband has to take a class every year on dealing with dangerous chemicals in the workplace. He and his whole team are 100% remote. He works from our spare bedroom.They told the girls, in the north of England, that they couldn't wear trousers in winter. New Headmaster was religious which explains the insanity. So a good number of us boys borrowed skirts and rocked up in them. We all got suspended for the day.
That got fixed real quick. Bit of a shame really. Skirts are really comfortable to wear.The boss told me to gather login details and pin codes for all the employees phones and personal email accounts. I said no. He fired me.
EDIT: he fired people all the time. He was an idiot. He always rehired them within days when he realized he couldn't fulfill the contracts without us .They insisted bringing us back to the office after being fully remote for 2 solid years because we need to "team-build" and collaborate. Then they send out email warnings that we are not to talk to each other or socialize too much.I was written up for having torn jeans in highschool. Only thing is I had just torn them in shop class .Freshman year of high school, 1968, got a detention because I was wearing pants with belt loops without a belt.When I was a bus driver, we had a rule that you had to wear a high-viz vest anytime you stepped outside. One day I clocked out and was going to my car, and that day I happened to get the parking spot directly outside the front door; I got yelled at for not wearing my vest. I told them that I was off the clock, and they can't tell me what to do when I'm not on the clock, and that the only thing separating the door from my car was four feet of sidewalk and if we had a bus driving on the sidewalk in-between the building and the parked cars, we have a much bigger problem than me not wearing my vest. I then left without putting the vest on.I had a boss who tried to enforce that we weren’t allowed to meet outside of work without inviting everyone because her and her husband were such nasty people that they had no friends. Her birthday was around Christmas so she’d frequently make the Christmas do a birthday party and make it compulsory. If someone said they couldn’t go, she’d really enquire about why not and get annoyed. She also told another member of staff that she either invited everyone to her wedding, or none of us were going. Not sure how she thought she was going to police that but the girl ended up inviting whoever she wanted anyway and getting a bollocking.Worked for a company that limited how much water we could drink from their water cooler everyday (16 ounces). I would bring in gallon jugs from home everyday just to show them how ridiculous they were being.A job that required me to be 15 minutes early, but I couldn't clock in until the exact start time. Needless to say, I would show up right on the dot or a couple minutes behind.My teacher kicked me out of math class for having "too long and red hair" which was the craziest thing I've come across. Now she is fired or in a mental hospital anyway.It was against uniform/dress-code to wear my glasses.
It was a skin care and make up retail job, and the then-owner justified it as “customers should be able to see our skin and makeup clearly”.Boss said me and one other coworker couldn’t hang out to together outside of work. And could only talk about work related things at work.I went to a Catholic high school and our uniform had to come from one store. The pants were expensive as hell and didn’t last. My last pair fell apart so I wore a pair that looked the same but weren’t from the store we had to buy them from. By the end of the day I was in the principals office being threatened with a suspension for being “out of uniform” god I hated that place.I asked my manager if I really had to come in because I lived so far away out in the boonies and a blizzard was coming. She said yes, so I go. Why am I late? Snow. Then five minutes after I get there they shut the whole store down. Why? Blizzard. Took me 4 hours to go 40 miles.At my Jr. High we were only allowed to walk one direction in the hallway, like counterclockwise and the building/hallway did a full loop of the school. My locker was like 20 feet from the main entrance, then my first class another 20 or so feet in the wrong direction. Every morning I had to walk all the way around the building to get to my locker, then all the way around the building again to get to my first class. This caused me to be late to my first class many times, and I rode the bus, so literally that was the only thing making me late. I tried going the opposite way for the 20 feet to my locker, but there was always someone watching at that spot. I tried explaining my conundrum to them and they didn't care, they told me to keep walking.
They claimed this rule prevented fights.No coats allowed indoors at all to the point where you had to take your coat off before you step inside just to make sure you don't get told off. This was also enforced during winter so even if you stay inside where it was still cold you couldn't wear a coat, including break and lunch times.Worked a data entry job. The company had a dress code: Business formal. No tattoos, no piercings. Suits with ties, pencil skirts with high heels, you get the idea.
We had ZERO contact with customers or representatives from other companies. Our branch manager (who's actually a decent human being) was very lenient on it since he knew it was entirely pointless. The owner of the company was just vain af and wanted even the data entry slaves to look posh.At one of my previous jobs, we were required to get permission to use the restroom, even during our breaks.At my current job, if you call out for being sick or family emergency during times of seasonal events or holidays when it’s very busy we have to actually come to work so my manager can deem you actually aren’t capable of working or that there’s an actual emergency. If you don’t , you will get written up.Having to submit a paper copy of an email to approve using the printer. Ridiculous micromanagement!In 1968 our high school football coach insisted that we have crew cuts and to stay away from girls, “They drain your energy and destroy your soul.” .We couldn't drink water during class. Hydration isn't important, right?I worked in an office with a zero tolerance policy for microwave popcorn, because the smell was too "distracting for others."
No other scents or foods were prohibited, but microwave popcorn would result in disciplinary action.Back when I was about 7 or 8 at Primary school we had a crazy old bat for a teacher who insisted that everyone bought a bible and brought it in with them every single day.
