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Aurelija Rakauskaitė

60 Weird But ‘Technically True’ Takes That No One Can Argue With

If someone asked you how many bones are in the human body and you said “more than three,” congrats—you’re technically correct. You’re also not getting invited back to trivia night, but still: correct.

The internet, however, would welcome you with open arms. People post takes like this every day, and as long as they’re technically true, there’s not much anyone can say back. Below, we’ve gathered some of the funniest examples—scroll down and upvote your favorites.

#1 Lazy People

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#2 First Video Of 2026

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#3 Thats The Best Last Name

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This compilation might not teach you much if you’re here for genuinely useful facts. but if you appreciate dry, cheeky, sarcastic humor? You’re in the right place. Because sarcasm is honestly a fine art, one that requires real skill and wit to pull off well.

Sarcasm has quite the history too. The word comes from the Greek sarkazein, meaning “to tear flesh like a dog.” Over time, it evolved to mean “to bite one’s lips in rage,” “to gnash one’s teeth,” “to sneer,” and “to speak bitterly.”

The first known use of “sarcasm” in its modern sense—”a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain”—dates back to 1619, several centuries ago.

#4 Amazing Comment

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#5 Including Ours Also. Thanks UK

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#6 Meirl

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Here’s the thing about sarcasm, though: it’s probably one of the least universal forms of humor out there. Not everyone gets it, and misunderstandings are common.

Entire cultures have been called out for not responding well to it—the Japanese, for example. But in reality, it’s not that Japanese people don’t use sarcasm; they just use it differently.

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#8 Dressing Appropriately In An Inappropriate Way

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#9 We All Have Peaked

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According to Metropolis, Japan’s leading English magazine, the Japanese language absolutely has sarcasm, it’s just used differently.

The term 皮肉 (hiniku) captures this, referring to moments where what you say contradicts what you actually mean. But unlike casual English sarcasm, it often shows up when things get tense—think criticism or confrontation rather than everyday banter.

#10 Her Brain Failed Her

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#11 Technically True

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#12 So True

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That doesn’t mean it’s always cutting. Researchers like Kumiko Torikai and Hiroshi Tanaka point out that Japanese speakers regularly use indirect or ironic phrasing to gently tease friends or make social observations.

The real difference is in delivery: English sarcasm tends to be direct and obvious, while Japanese sarcasm works through subtle shifts in tone, specific language particles, or overly formal keigo (honorific speech).

#13 Nobody Knows Such A Person

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#14 Always Has Been True

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#15 He Sure Appears In That Many Scenes

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In some cultures, sarcasm isn’t just expressed through words but through punctuation.

In certain Ethiopic languages, for example, sarcasm and unreal phrases are marked at the end of a sentence with a character called temherte slaq, which looks like an inverted exclamation point ¡.

In 1668, John Wilkins proposed using the same symbol as an irony mark in English, but clearly, that never caught on.

#16 Yep, Can Only Be Eaten Once

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#17 Caught One In The Wild

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#18 My Man Lighting Mcqueen And Thor Can Be Besties

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Misunderstanding sarcasm also isn’t entirely cultural. It can even be biological.

Different parts of the brain must work together to comprehend sarcasm, and this skill can be lacking in people with certain forms of brain damage, dementia, and sometimes autism. MRI studies have located this perception in the right parahippocampal gyrus.

Don’t underestimate how much of a talent sarcasm actually is. It is even argued to be more sophisticated than lying, which develops as early as age three, while sarcastic expressions emerge much later.

#19 There's One More If You Are Lucky

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#20 Filming An Ad On Top Of The Sphere

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#21 This Is Truly Breathtaking

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So if you’re a sarcasm enthusiast, know that it’s way deeper and more meaningful than it might seem.

It’s an interesting cognitive ability that involves multiple parts of your brain working together. It varies across cultures and requires real social awareness to master. Hopefully, these posts gave you a chance to appreciate it in action.

#22 The Technical Truth Behind Pyramids

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#23 Technically The Truth?

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#24 I Was Doing Homework When I Did This

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#25 I Love Pi

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#26 Two Is Less Than Three

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#27 China Has Red Flags

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#28 The Only Trait That Matters

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#29 That Would Do It

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#30 Can’t Argue With That Logic

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#31 I Do Too

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#32 The Three Faces Of Truth

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#33 It Does End Marriages, Doesn't It

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#34 Some People Call Him Dr. Specific

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#35 Hugging Mums

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#36 I See 9 Of Them

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#37 Now What About Baby Shoes?

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#38 Well Yes But Actually Yes

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#39 Duolingo If It Wasn't Mid

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#40 That's Right

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#41 Somebody That I Used To Know

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#42 AI Cant Replace Him

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#43 It Played Fine For Me Too

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#44 Well That Was Unexpected

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#45 Well, It Definitely Came To Mine Too

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#46 You Can, But Generally That Would Defeat The Purpose

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#47 You Asked And It Delivered

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#48 If Nirvana Formed Today

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#49 We're Just Tapping Glass All Day

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#50 Sitting In The Garage With The Car Running And The Heat On

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#51 The Bar Was Set Low In 1830

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#52 Well, He Represents The Character Perfectly

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#53 I Think He's Right About This One

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#54 Throwaway Joke

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#55 I Wanted To Know Know Who Was The Biggest Fame Wise But That Works

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#56 A Boy And His Atom

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#57 Can't Fault The Pedantry

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#58 Uruguay Is Not Bigger Than Uranus

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#59 People Do Need Them, Apparently. Checks Out

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#60 He Also Breathes Air

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