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28 Hilarious Things Toddlers Said, As Shared By Our Community

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Toddlers have a way of saying the cutest, most unexpected things that never fail to bring a smile to our faces. From innocent honesty to perfectly timed one-liners, their words can be hilarious, surprising, and oddly profound.

So I asked our community to share the funniest and most heartwarming things a toddler has ever said to them – and these are the best stories they wanted to share.

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