
Nintendo, despite its family-friendly reputation, has dug more graves than a serial murderer. We haven’t had a proper Donkey Kong game in nine years. We haven’t had a proper F-Zero game in 20. If you ask a Nintendo employee about the company’s future plans for Labo, they wipe your memory with the Men in Black neuralyzer. Fail to live up to Nintendo’s expectations and you will be entombed within a vault so deep and dark it makes Disney look benevolent.