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Look at the Thames and know the time for metaphors is over: our politics is drowning in effluent

It took a sewage-plagued Boat Race to do it, but people can now see the appalling state of England’s water industry and waterways, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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California, here he comes! Think of Sunak’s honours list as an open job application

Meanwhile spring has sprung, and in keeping with their traditions, Tory MPs are plotting regicide yet again, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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If Tories who want to run the capital think London is in New York, shouldn’t we be worried?

It was crazy to flag up UK crime using footage of the NY subway. But then, Susan Hall is the candidate: wisdom’s in short supply, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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Congratulations, Rupert Murdoch! Let’s hope this love match lasts longer than TalkTV

This is the media mogul’s second proposal in 12 months. We mortals can only speculate about his mesmerising dating secrets, says the Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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It’s the Christian Horner paradox: F1 is now hideously dull, but the drama has never been better

Who cares if the races lack competition – you can tune into the Red Bull boss’s personal life for the latest episode of Keeping Up With the Carkrashians, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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The royals bring on their B team, captained by Prince Andrew. No wonder some fans think it’s all over

With details scant about the Princess of Wales’s health, diehard royalists are losing their minds. Into the vacuum steps Andy, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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Look at the political hellscape of Sunak, Anderson, even Starmer and ask: are they making my life any better?

When politicians compete in a race to the bottom, is it any wonder that the public are not far behind, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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Tears, shouting, procedural tantrums: just your standard day in the Commons, until democracy took a sinister turn

When MPs are intimidated and precedent binned, let’s not pretend there’s any justification, says the Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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From Tucker Carlson to Johnny Depp, a celebrity bromance is the must-have accessory for the modern dictator

The men had suffered career setbacks, and were in desperate need of love – thank goodness, then, for the open arms of Putin and MBS, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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Two Labour wins, a Reform party surge and a dip into Rishession: never doubt Sunak’s strategy is going to plan

The PM will make light of Labour’s byelection victories. And those who want him out will plot using their ‘grid of shit’, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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Conspiracists, chancers and a sexter – Rochdale deserves better, and frankly we all do

You’ve got to feel for a constituency where Azhar Ali, George Galloway and Simon Danczuk are vying to be the least-worst candidate, says the Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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Trump is too old and incited a coup. Biden is too old and mixes up names. America, how to choose?

The special counsel has put the president’s memory in the spotlight, but if we’re talking about amnesia: 6 January, anyone?, asks Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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Listen up! It’s Liz Truss and the PopCons, the Tory tribute act sounding a death knell for irony

If today’s launch by the leader who was outlasted by a lettuce is the answer, what on earth was the question, asks the Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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When Mark Zuckerberg can face US senators and claim the moral high ground, we’re through the looking glass

Tech CEOs who’ve ruined people’s lives or politicians who back misery and mayhem? That’s a low bar and a tough choice, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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Laurence Fox has lost his ‘good name’: what now for the sad clown of the culture wars circus?

A high court ruling marks the climax of Fox’s comic unravelling. Now let’s focus on the figures who pull his strings, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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Stop badgering the Tories to run the country. They’re plotting and putsching, and really don’t have the time

You’d think failing public services merit some attention. But when a poll this bad lands, they must know who’s behind it, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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Hooray for Barbie and Oppenheimer. And the Oscar for truly denying reality goes to … Hollywood!

With box office takings down and viewing figures in freefall, the awards are consciously uncoupling from the film industry, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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It’s the latest episode of The Tories – and it makes Squid Game look like the Brownies

Watch as they stab themselves in the back and shoot themselves in the foot over the Rwanda policy, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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If Harrison Ford and John Travolta can be crowned living legends of aviation, why not Prince Harry?

In dark times, these are the heroes we need: one crash-landed, the other has a Boeing 707 in his driveway. The prince is in good company, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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Who would you rather see in the Lords, Post Office scandal hero Alan Bates or Michelle Mone?

The PM says the campaigner should have a knighthood, but why stop there? He could show feckless peers what public service looks like, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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We have seen heroes emerge from the Post Office scandal. Now focus on the villains

Ministers feigned shock while executives pointed fingers at others, but gradually the truth is coming out. The public anger is working, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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So, what is it about the brilliant, victorious sportswoman Mary Earps that bovine men just can’t abide?

The England keeper won BBC Sports Personality of the Year – and bitter old farts hated it. But they are losing ground, and they know it, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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A PPE farrago, a car crash interview and a fight with the PM: Lady Mone has her foot on the gas, hasn’t she?

For everyone enraged by the Covid equipment scandal who can’t quite find the words, try these – Michelle Mone and her husband, Doug, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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It’s the Rishi Sunak twilight zone: a Brexit battle reenactment that never ends

Over Europe, over Rwanda, the roundheads and blockheads fight their fights – we’re just collateral damage, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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When it comes to the UK’s asylum plan, Rwanda is definitely having the last laugh

By next year the British government will have paid out £290m on the scheme – which has yet to host a single deportee, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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