Praise be – for it has happened. The streams have officially been crossed. Imagine my delight to type in two of Earth’s most lavishly provocative search terms – “Oasis reunion” and “William and Harry” – and find that a royal expert has already gone there. Thank you to a certain Riley Gardiner – billed by the Express as both “PR expert” and elsewhere as a “royal expert” – for very solemnly informing the public that the formerly feuding Gallagher brothers putting aside their differences could have knock-on implications for the still-feuding Windsor brothers.
“The [Gallagher] brothers actually repairing their relationship speaks to many,” Gardiner confides expertly, from his vantage point inside either a Montecito foxhole or the postbox outside Liam’s house. “High-profile families reconciling like this, especially as a band that will go on to tour and show off this reconciliation in front of millions, will strike a chord with fans – perhaps even prompting the royal brothers to reflect on their own ties.”
