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It’s a well-known fact that Mike Johnson, the Speaker of the House of Representatives, never finds fault with President Trump. His unwavering support for the orange dictator has been clear throughout Trump’s second term, but now, with the government in shutdown, his loyalty has become even more intense.

When Donald Trump hosted his high-profile Rose Garden luncheon for all his senators this week, one Republican senator was conspicuously missing: Rand Paul. But he chose to have better company.

All kinds of criminals have the unwavering support of United States President Donald Trump and his Republican buddies. However, sex offenders and pedophiles appear to be at the top of that list.After Trump recently granted clemency to fraudster and convicted felon George Santos, an interview from approximately 2 months ago,…

A regular Costco run didn’t end the way one Honolulu woman expected. What happened at the receipt line left her stunned, embarrassed, and reaching out to corporate.

Properly cooking a steak is somewhere between an art and a science. There are multiple variables that come into play: the thickness, type, and quality of the cut; its temperature, seasoning, and marinade; and the cooking method itself.

It seems like every week older Internet users are discovering some new game that the kids are into, and this week, it’s Blooket. Now, for parents out there reading this, you’re probably aware of the game/quiz platform that’s taken off like a rocket. But, it’s a little bit more complicated…

Spider-Man: Brand New Day is still a year away, and the fan-theories surrounding Sadie Sink’s character continue to swirl. Today, Internet sleuths were trying to figure out some “leaked” images of the actress from the Marvel movie’s set. The pictures in question had Sink done up with some camo pants…

The network woke up and chose hilarious bits on the week that Talamasca: The Secret Order premieres.

An Ohio mom posted about an issue with silver-topped Arizona Iced Teas after her tea-obsessed son pointed out that they’re different from the gold-top originals. The son even claimed that silver-topped Arizona Diet Iced Teas are “poisonous.”