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California Governor Gavin Newsom has been quite vocal about his disdain towards U.S. President Donald Trump, since the latter returned to office this year for a second term. Time and again, both on social media and in the press, Newsom has expressed his dissatisfaction with Trump and his administration’s unlawful…

Across the internet, you may have seen servers sharing their methods to seek revenge on customers secretly.

Donald Trump and his government have never shied away from expressing their radical viewpoints. They have positioned themselves at the forefront of the pro-life movement in opposition to the pro-choice stance, while also championing the interests of straight, white males over those of individuals who do not fit that description.…

Since coming to power in 2025, Donald Trump and his government have never missed an opportunity to target women, non-white people, immigrants, members of the LGBTQIA+ community, and minority groups in the U.S. Their disdain for these groups has never been insidious but rather blatant, reflected in their speeches, comments,…

Donald Trump and his band of Republican brothers are exploiting the United States Government’s ongoing shutdown to its highest potential. After threatening to take away the jobs of several federal workers on the occasion of the shutdown, Trump and his allies are back to using their pressure tactics to target…

A Los Angeles-based influencer says she was impressed by her 38-year-old date when he revealed that he started his own business. However, she discovers that isn’t the full truth after a few pointed questions.

The Republicans are clearly more afraid of the Democrats than the Democrats are of the Republicans. This is why time and again, Trump and his party haven’t missed an opportunity to speak ill of them in public while trying to do everything in their power to tarnish their image. 

Working as a server is not for the faint of heart. First, servers have to walk—a lot. While the average American takes about 5,000 steps per day, servers take around 23,000. Assuming average stride, that’s over 10 miles in a single day.