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They say you should never ask a woman what they weigh, but it looks like men are taking things one step further by not only estimating women’s weight—but also getting it completely wrong.

President Donald Trump recently stumbled upon a puzzle that left him genuinely baffled: How does a laptop that’s been turned off… turn back on? The answer to this Scooby-Doo-level mystery, according to what he told Fox News recently, lies with his youngest son Barron’s “unbelievable” tech prowess.

Our doctors return on January 8th.

Walking toward airport security usually comes with some anxiety. Did you dump the water bottle? Are your liquids under the limit? Will the scanner beep for no reason at all? Most people brace for inconvenience, not scrutiny over what they’re wearing.

Two women went to a Brandy Melville store just outside the outskirts of D.C., only to wait over an hour to be let in, even though it was frigid outside. When they finally made it inside the store, employees refused to process the items they wanted and told them to…

A woman flew with Delta, expecting to have a relaxing flight. However, she looked over to her seat neighbor and noticed them doing something incredibly dangerous and a little outrageous.  Saying nothing in her video, @abernathy_habit let her face speak for itself. As she panned over to her seatmate, she…

Everyone thought the “MAGA” era was the peak of political branding-turned-personality-disorder. But the official White House social media team has a fresh bucket of cringe for you to swallow. We now have to tolerate “FAFO.”

If you thought Elon Musk only pickles his brain in “anti-woke” discourse on social media, think again. Our favorite billionaire free speech absolutist has decided his next project is fueling imperial takeovers by Marco Rubio.

Finding something inedible inside food you’ve already been eating and enjoying is deeply unsettling.