There's nothing like watching US politics from the outside to make you feel in-fucking-sane on the daily. For today's WTF news, here's New York mayor Zohran Mamdani explaining the benefits of charity with an extended Mario Kart metaphor.
And here's a transcript for those of you on public transport without headphones, or people who just prefer reading. "I like to think of it this way: government is driving the racecar, and philanthropy is there to give it that turbo boost across the finish line. Or, if you are a Mario Kart fan, government is Yoshi and philanthropy is the golden mushroom—that edge we need to beat Bowser on the Rainbow Road. To belabor this metaphor even further, Bowser is corporate greed in this scenario."
