You deserve a better fruit salad

Variation of tropical fruits (Tamarillo,Carambola, passion fruit, cherimoya,passiflora singularis/grenadilla, mara) on the rose- turquoise background Getty Images/Yulia Reznikov

I recently sent out a message to one of my group chats: "Hey, when I say 'fruit salad,' what do you think of?" One responded, "The stuff they offer at hotel breakfast buffets?" Another sent a list: "Grapes, strawberries, chunks of melon, maybe a blueberry if I'm lucky." 

Another friend, who recently became a mom, responded initially with a link to the song "Fruit Salad" by the children's entertainment band The Wiggles. "JK," she later sent, followed by a picture of a fruit cup.