By some miracle, I successfully went the entirety of Final Fantasy 14: Dawntrail without wanting to bone the giant two-headed lizard man Bakool Ja Ja. A surprising feat considering just how many players seem to be down bad for him, somehow putting him on the same level as folk like moody bad boy Emet Selch and goofy gluttonous catboy G'raha Tia.
The last fortnight has seen an abundance of slightly unsettling artwork—from sexy maid Bakool Ja Ja to, uh, pregnant Bakool Ja Ja—and an unmatchable thirst unseen by any other community. It's certainly something I didn't predict would happen with this expansion—I mean, smart spectacled catboy Koana is literally right there, y'all—and I'm pretty sure director and producer Naoki Yoshida wasn't prepared for the wave of Bakool Ja Ja love either.
