HERE’S A HYMN TO WELCOME IN THE DAY
There’s nothing like an exciting game, and England v North Macedonia is nothing like an exciting game. It may, in and of itself, be acceptable, given bad football is better than good most other stuff – interacting with other people, say – but in the general scheme of things, it is roughly as appealing as Nadine Dorries and Joe Rogan discussing F1 to a jazz soundtrack in Milton Keynes.