It is suddenly very important to certain Victorians that their laptops have playdates. Every day, the laptops will travel to a communal location, where they will do parallel play for eight hours before returning home again. This is crucial to the survival of traditional values as we know them.
The Victorian Labor party has pushed back on this essential social ceremony. At the party’s state conference last weekend, Jacinta Allan announced a plan to protect Victorians’ right to flexible work, “if reasonable”. Essentially, that means people who use computers instead of hammers and Bunsen burners.
