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'Won't miss it': Demons remain without permanent home

Simon Goodwin Demons Melbourne Casey Adam Simpson Brad Green John Longmire Nadir Kinani

Sacked coach Simon Goodwin says the Demons' lack of a real home is a problem the club should solve. (Nadir Kinani/AAP PHOTOS)

It was the 10-word punchline that said everything.

As a shocked Simon Goodwin articulated his sacking as Melbourne coach, he delivered a cheeky parting shot that broke the ice of a serious press conference.

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