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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Entertainment
Peter Bradshaw

Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey review – cack-handed out-of-copyright horror

Scarily bad… Winnie The Pooh: Blood and Honey
A whole load of Pooh … Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey. Photograph: Fetch Publicity

All together now:

Winnie-the-Pooh,
Somehow you just knew,
A scary movie version was the wrong approach, and
Winnie-the-Pooh,
The idea’s at least new,
Willy, nilly, still he’s now a misogynist killer.

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