"Oh we heard of you Wild Bastards," says Eugene. The robot wears a steel Stetson and an apron, and he means the swear as a compliment. He might look mean, with his single, flat brow and pink glowing eyes—but Eugene's ire is reserved for our common enemy, the Chasteners.
Led by the lawman Jebediah Chaste, these cruel cowpokes have been rounding up and killing those who don't fit the boots of conformity—robots, xenos, and other undesirables. They've driven the Wild Bastards to the fringe of extinction, and no wonder: our troupe of outlaws could hardly be more heretical. Spider Rosa has four arms, all the better for reloading one revolver while firing the other; Smoky's head and hands are on fire, all of the time; Doc Casino, meanwhile, is a walking craps table with cards glowing where his eyes ought to be.
