If you stopped for a meal in a regional Australia town this silly season – thank you, you’re a legend – I wouldn’t mind betting you discovered at least one pub that was strangely shut, a cafe with a “see you in January” sign in the window, or a diner getting hammered because it’s the only food place that hasn’t packed up and gone on holiday.
Welcome to the new normal in the bush, where grabbing a sandwich at a servo (made in the city and trucked out here) is too often your best bet.