Obviously I’m familiar with the concept of the sauna, because I’ve been to Iceland, where most socialising seems to entail either being unbearably cold or way too hot, but never until 2026 have I been required to engage with it at the coal face, which is to say, go to one. I thought that if anyone went, it was because they had a medical condition. This turns out not to be true, and suddenly saunas are huge. One friend has a sauna club. Another friend has opened a sauna. Even though I’m still nowhere near understanding the point, I went along because what else could I do? I’m a joiner.
These are the rules: even though you’re sitting really close to people, motionless, with nothing to look at or read or do, nothing standing between you and your own thoughts, you are still not allowed to interrogate others about why they’re there or even the basics – how they know each other, if they’re in love, whether they had a nice day.
