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Arwa Mahdawi

Who would win in a fight between 100 Brits and 100 Americans? I know how to find out

Staged photo of two fists in boxing gloves, one patterned with the union flag, the other in stars & stripes
‘One big room. No weapons. Who’s winning?’ Photograph: Zerbor/Getty Images/iStockphoto

Shall we take a brief moment to forget the hellworld outside and focus on something utterly inane? That was a rhetorical question, because you’re coming with me immediately to the far depths of TikTok, where there is a furious argument raging about a hypothetical transatlantic brawl. Riffing on an online debate about whether 100 men or a single gorilla would win in a fight, someone posted a viral video asking: “100 British people v 100 Americans. One big room. No weapons. Who’s winning?”

I have not conducted a thorough analysis of the answers, but from my cursory glance it would seem the consensus is the Americans would win. For science’s sake I polled a real-life American (my wife), and her opinion, largely based on the whole 1776 thing, was also that there would be a US victory. “We just care more about winning,” she told me (a Brit). The country certainly has a funny way of showing that right now.

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