When I saw a picture of DiGiorno's pineapple and pickle pizza, my first thought was that it is essentially a lab-constructed stunt pie, a half-and-half amalgam of two of the more universally polarizing pizza toppings meant to, as Food & Wine put it, "enrage the entire internet."
To an extent, the roll-out of the product supports this theory, as it won't actually be available in stores. Instead, starting in September, DiGiorno will give customers an opportunity to receive one free frozen pineapple and pickle pizza online during weekly drops. Per Food & Wine, the pies will be limited to one per person, reminiscent of other splashy product drops like Old Bay Vodka and Taco Bell's Jalapeño Noir — items that absolutely dominated social media, but which very few customers actually tried.
