In the frenzied aisles of San Jose's Westfield Valley Fair mall, where Black Friday bargains turned to bedlam on 28 November 2025, a brazen shooting left three shoppers wounded and hundreds scrambling for cover—yet one survivor's over-the-top recounting of his daring escape has rocketed to viral fame, blending bravado with a dash of cringe that's got the internet both applauding and eye-rolling.
Dubbed the 'Mexican Spider-Man' in his own chaotic narrative, the unnamed bloke's boastful tale of army-crawling and window-smashing amid gunfire has amassed millions of views, turning a grim mall shooting into social media fodder.
