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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
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Arwa Mahdawi

What would I do if I won the lottery? I’d blast the world’s worst people into space

A woman in sunglasses, looking happy and throwing dollar notes around
Money matters … but philanthropy is so last century. Photograph: Posed by model; DeanDrobot/Getty Images

Thoughts and prayers to the thousands of Norwegians who have just had one of the best weekends of their lives, followed by one hell of a comedown. Thanks to a currency conversion snafu by the state lottery operator, numerous people were incorrectly informed on Friday that they had won life-changing amounts of money in the Eurojackpot. On Monday, a text message was sent to players informing them of the mix-up.

It seems Norwegians are a prudent bunch; I haven’t found any examples of people spending Jeff Bezos-levels of money as soon as they were told they had won big. Me? I would have gone into evil billionaire mode immediately.

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