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Emma Beddington

What’s in my handbag? 76.75 loose and potentially dangerous items

Some of the contents of Emma Beddington’s handbag
Some of the contents of Emma Beddington’s handbag. Photograph: Emma Beddington

The kingdom was shaken by another shattering royal revelation last week when Lord West revealed that when he was briefly given custody of the queen mother’s handbag, he opened it and – brace yourselves – “it was completely empty”.

I am struggling to process this. Not even a hip flask and some corgi treats? Who carries an empty handbag? Perhaps Lord West glimpsed one of several compartments and misunderstood the bag’s complex internal geography.

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