Donald Trump has long known that his fans are rubes who’ll buy anything with his name, face or signature on it. So far, we’ve seen the university that didn’t teach, the watch that insulted its owner and (most impressively) the casino that didn’t make money. Now we have a new future addition to this list: “Trump Mobile”.
Yup, President Trump and his family are launching a wireless provider, with everyone’s favorite failsons Eric and Don Jr unveiling the new business at Manhattan’s Trump Tower earlier today. Don Jr insisted that the Trump mobile service will “change the game” and promises “the highest levels of quality and service”. If so, that’d be a first for a Trump-branded product, so good for them for aiming high! But this isn’t just a data plan, as they plan to launch the “T1 Phone” in August.
