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Imagine if you were sitting in a writers room in Hollywood and your mission was to come up with an idea for how Mike Krzyzewski’s final season as head coach of the Duke Blue Devils would go.
Sure, that would be a weird project to work on, but let’s just go with it. It’s a Monday morning, some weird stuff happened last night at the Oscars and I just want to get a bit goofy here.
