Harry has no idea the cultural significance of wearing a #Bunnings hat#HarryStyles #Melbourne @Harrystyles pic.twitter.com/lpGfoq8B1l
— Leon Sjogren (@Leonsjogren) February 24, 2023
Channel 9
totally sold out of feather boas
There’s just something magical about the contrast of Harry wearing a glammed-up outfit and simply plopping the ~rustic~ straw hat on top as an accessory. It’s so whacky it works.
The hat was originally given to Harry by a young girl from Mildura who is a Bunnings employee. The girl’s mum contacted to dob her family in as the hat-gifters in question. Respect.
For context, Mildura is about a six hour drive from Melbourne.
From all reports, the concert popped the absolute fuck off to Harry’s credit.
The state of Victoria might’ve but it looked like it would’ve been worth it judging from the Insta Stories.
See below the “before” and “after” angles of the feathery carnage that went on at the concert.
At the end of the day, we’d much prefer Harry don a Bunnings straw hat to culturally assimilate rather than .
We’re a diverse country, surely there are more cultural activities we can offer touring artists to do during their sets than just drinking out of a shoe?
Or perhaps not… Maybe bullying singers into skulling beer from their footwear is the best articulation of where our country’s at?
It’s always foot-beer o’clock somewhere!
A feather boa shortage hits Melbourne. #LoveOnTourMelbourne #HarryStyles pic.twitter.com/n5zjE3UGwB
— Live Nation Australia (@LiveNationAU) February 25, 2023
doing a shoey as he did in the Western Australian oasis of PerthWhat @Harry_Styles fans leave behind… #Melbourne #harrystyles pic.twitter.com/rwISZrH8un
— Paul Dowsley (@paul_dowsley) February 24, 2023
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