President Biden has sleep apnea! That means the nation's oldest-ever president uses a CPAP machine when sleeping — and he probably snores.
Using the traditional method of determining age in South Korea, he'd be younger; sadly, that system was kicked to the curb this week by a new law. Dare we suggest Ryan Seacrest, who has a strong track record of replacing older men, as Biden's running mate in 2024?
Seacrest seems busy, though. Anyway, many other things happened. How well were you paying attention?
