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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Sport
Rob Smyth

Wayne Rooney, Tom Brady and a serving of ultra-processed beef

Wayne Rooney and Tom Brady
Wayne Rooney and Tom Brady: both sporting legends, but who would you back in a pub car park scuffle? Photograph: Chris Szagola/AP

LOOK ROO’S TALKING

Today’s Football Daily would like to start with the topical events of 15 February 1983. That was the day Manchester United outplayed and outviolenced Arsenal in the first leg of their Milk Cup semi-final at Highbury. United won 4-2; they were 4-0 up after 80 minutes before taking their foot off Arsenal’s throat, and shinbone, and head. “Perhaps we’ve been concentrating too much on passing and technique,” lamented Don Howe, Arsenal’s head coach and assistant to the manager, Terry Neill. “Against United we went out to strike the ball about instead of putting some meat into the game.” In 1980s English football, there was no place for veganism. Things have changed since the days when ABH was a bookable offence, and only then after the first 10 minutes, but English football still has a pretty noxious meat footprint.

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