The Sussexes’ Christmases in Montecito are described by the duchess, Meghan, as follows: “Like any other family, you spend time having a great meal, and then what do you do? Play games, all the same stuff, someone brings a guitar – fun.”
Oh, God, a Californian with a guitar, playing one of those slow, “sensitive” versions of “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas”. As if this year couldn’t get any worse for Prince Harry.