There were four teenage boys slumped in my kitchen when I watched Gregg Wallace’s Instagram riposte to an investigation being launched into the former MasterChef presenter.
Wallace “stepped away” as host of the BBC cookery series on Thursday, amid more than a dozen allegations about inappropriate comments made to several stars who had appeared with him on the “celebrity” spin-off, including former Newsnight host Kirsty Wark, comedian Katy Brand and Geordie Shore’s Charlotte Crosby.