It is with great sorrow that Reform UK has announced a pause in its leader Nigel Farage’s blossoming Cameo career, citing “security reasons”.
For those unaware of the platform, Cameo allows celebrities, politicians and sportspeople to make personalised videos for fans for a fee. Cameo was brought to my attention last month, when a friend spotted disgraced former MasterChef host Gregg Wallace hawking Valentine’s messages. I honestly can’t think of anything less likely to get me in the mood for love than a message from that creepy scrotum, but I’m reliably informed there’s something for everyone on the site.