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Tiffany Forbes

V-Day Is 18 Days Away In Totally Unrelated News, Splash Blanket Has Dropped A Sex Kit

Valentine’s Day is coming in hot and fkn hard, folks. And by that, I mean it’s a mere 18 days away. If you don’t want to be caught lacking with a measly box of heart-shaped choccies and some lacklustre flowers on this important day of sex love, we’ve got a cheeky alternative that’ll put the V right back into Valentine’s Day. Enter: Splash Blanket’s new Splash Kit
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