One of the journalist's more peculiar quirks is that they tend to live their lives from anywhere between 15 minutes to a day in the future.
Tomorrow's news is never old and any amount of time journos spend in the company of other journos invariably takes on an uncanny conversational tense where tomorrow is talked about in terms of today, now is a fleeting moment that effectively happened about an hour ago, and yesterday is relegated to the history books.
