RED ALERT
Up in Granada-land, and for the first time in a long while, it’s United who are the swaggering, wisecracking, collar-up, big-coat-wearing, wrote-for-luck, our-kid, ‘ere-y’are Mancs in town. Yeah, there have been plenty of false dawns before, like when Ole first took the wheel and before José began dismantling the Corby trouser press after completing the Lowry Hotel’s video-on-demand collection. This time, though, it looks like Erik ten Hag might actually know what he’s doing.
