Elon Musk’s DOGE will go down in history as one of the most embarrassing and harmful episodes in the history of the U.S. government. The ketamine-addled billionaire was parachuted into the role after handing over $290 million to the Trump 2024 campaign, vowing that he and his enigmatic team of semi-anonymous teenagers would root out $2 trillion in wasteful spending.
He has catastrophically failed, ‘saving’ just $150 billion, and even that came from demolishing critical governmental offices and taking a machete to cutting-edge life-saving scientific research. Now he’s slinking out of the Oval Office with a black eye and a bruised ego, with even Trump himself now dismissing Musk’s promises as “bulls**t”.
