Two Giant Galapagos tortoises have been born for the first time in a British zoo thanks to a randy geriatric tortoise named Dirk.
Despite being well over 70-years-old Dirk is still in peak physical condition and has a very healthy labido.
He successfully mated with 21-year-old female Charlie last November and the eggs she laid have now resulted in the arrival of two tiny tortoises at Crocodiles of the World in Brize Norton, Oxon.