Attention horny denizens of the internet — Tumblr has announced that it’s reverting its community guidelines to include “the naked human form”. Sure, it isn’t a full return to the glory days of old (hardcore porn gifs), but it’s definitely a step in the right direction.
Allow me to hit you with some history to explain why this change is so fkn monumental. First, we must go back to the early 2010’s when Tumblr was a glorious place for everyone to thrive together in perfect harmony.
Diehard fans of TV shows could share lewd pictures of Doctor Who or Dean Winchester tonguing Castiel. Artists were able to share their exquisite images with the internet and all of the stark-naked people they’ve ever dared to draw. Comedy accounts had a place to share their well-crafted jokes and eventually start posting nudes once their face reveal became their most popular post.
It was a place where nothing was off-limits and everything was surprisingly horny. Basically, it was heaven.
However, everything changed when the “porn ban” hit in 2018. Cock and balls on main were no more and a mass exodus occurred.
Tumblr staff members announced today that they’d be tweaking the adult content rules of old. Nips out for Tumblr!
