I haven’t watched Saturday Night Live in a while so I didn’t realize that men are unfunny now.
If you haven’t heard the latest on that, Shane Gillis got invited back onto the sketch comedy show this weekend — after previously having been fired for various racist and homophobic jokes — and marked the occasion by saying that he’s just started going to the gym again after a long time away, and did we know that women there dress like wh***s now? They wear shorts that are colored like “artificial bait,” which stretch across their butt cheeks — did you know? Have you seen?! And worst of all, you’re not even allowed to ogle them when they wear these baity, tight little shorts: “Don’t look. You’re not allowed to look. For real, don’t look, because they are filming!”