April is testicular cancer awareness month, and you better believe Tucker Carlson is on that ball beat.
Not to encourage people aged 20 to 35 in possession of testicles to get them screened for tumors, of course. No, he is far more concerned with manly-man potency and how American society is degenerating into a bunch of mealy-balled wusses so desperate for a solution that we all probably should stop what we’re doing and go sunburn our beanbags in hopes of increasing our testosterone levels.
