Not even his most rabid supporters expect Donald Trump to say anything particularly intelligent. Sure, he has a nice line in hateful and confusing waffle, but with his brain collapsing further and further into a pudding-like state each day, his already loopy speeches are now indecipherably weird.
But even we hoped that Trump might be able to identify a bald eagle. It’s literally right in the middle of the presidential seal! Images of it are emblazoned across the White House! Trump himself has been personally menaced by one!
