
Listen to Donald Trump talk long enough, and he'll give you an answer to a question you didn't know you had.
On Tuesday, the president disclosed what vital position he'd take up if he ever woke up inside Richard Scarry's Busytown books. (Surprisingly, it's not a dashing worm inside an apple shaped like a Mack truck.) Asked about potential trade deals and his still-looming global tariffs, Trump explained that he sees himself as the "shopkeeper" of the United States.