The mere idea of even getting on a cruise gives me the heebie jeebies. So, just think of all of the anxiety I get when watching the Palme d’Or-winning Triangle of Sadness, available with a Netflix subscription, which is about everything that could go wrong on a cruise, going wrong.
I’m going to let you in on a little secret. I can’t swim. Now, this isn’t inherently bad, but it also means that I’m not in any hurry to acquire my sea legs. Seriously, when I watch documentaries like Trainwreck: Poop Cruise, I just can’t. I can’t! Sadness is labeled as a satirical black comedy and was up for Best Picture in 2023 (it lost to Everything Everywhere All At Once), but I view it as pure horror.
