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Tractor porn MP reveals wife chased him round kitchen with scissors saying 'snick or snack'

A Tory MP who resigned after being caught watching porn in the House of Commons has revealed his wife chases him about their kitchen with a pair of scissors attempting to cut off his penis.

Neil Parish appeared on ITV's Lorraine earlier today where he opened up to the Scottish host about how his life has changed since leaving politics.

The former Tiverton and Honiton MP quit in May after admitting watching pornography in the Chamber on two occasions.

READ MORE: Minister given 'assurance' Boris Johnson didn't know about 'serious' Chris Pincher allegation

His resignation triggered a by-election which the Lib Dems managed to win. It was the biggest swing in British by-election history with Richard Foord taking 22,537 votes to 6,144 for the Conservatives.

Speaking earlier today about his resignation, Parish said: "I was right to resign. Talking to my wife who's been hugely supportive with me over the years she knows I'm no angel.

"In fact she's chasing me around in the kitchen with scissors going 'snick or snack', knowing full well what part of my anatomy she's after. She knows what I'm like."

Kelly asked: "You must have had a very awkward conversation with your wife. You've said that she knows what you're like, she accepts that, I guess. But that conversation must have been very difficult."

Parish replied: "She has been hugely supportive, she came up with me all the 12 years I was here in Parliament. She helped me in the office to help trying to keep me on time, which is people know me as the Late Neil parish was always my name."

Kelly also asked the former MP about Boris Johnson's handling of crisis situations since coming to power.

He said: "Boris, he's good on the big things on vaccines, on Ukraine and seeing down the murderous Russians, but it's about trust and integrity.

"This latest thing with Christopher Pincher. One day he says, well I didn't know what his behaviour was like. Then you've got Dominic Cummings say, well of course he used to say 'Pincher by name, pincher by nature'. That was his nickname for him."

"I love Boris to bits in many ways, but why tell a fib when you know full well 24 hours later it's going to be refuted."

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