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Toriano Porter: As my kid enjoyed cupcakes, Texas parents started planning funerals

This column was intended to be sarcastic.

After attending my youngest daughter’s fifth-grade graduation ceremony Tuesday afternoon, I would pretend to be outraged.

How dare this school teach my child about the dangers of alcohol and drugs, I would write. As a parent, that’s my job.

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