Tony Armstrong Will Be Returning To Footy In A Huge Win For Girls Who Love Short Shorts

Father of my children and multi-talented Aussie icon Tony Armstrong will be returning to his sporting roots and hitting up footy once more. Tony announced that he’ll be returning to AFL for the first time in three years. I have no idea what any of those letters stand for, but if this means we get to see our king on the field in short shorts again, I cannot complain. He’ll be playing for a local Victorian football club, the Barwon Heads Seagulls. For those who don’t know, Tony used to be a bit of an AFL legend, playing for the Sydney Swans, Collingwood Magpies and Adelaide Crows during his professional career. He departed from the game in 2019 when he committed to his media career, which is where has since become an Aussie household name.

Lord give me strength. (Source: Getty Images / Ryan Pierse).