Tom Brady quickly put to rest any rumor that he was going going to unretire yet again on Tuesday. The father of three did so with a very dad-like response because, quite frankly, he has something much more pressing on his plate than winning football games.
“Anyone who thinks I have time to come back to the NFL has never adopted a 2-month-old kitten for their daughter,” he said on Twitter.
Brady was responding to a tweet referencing a report from Rich Eisen saying that he may return to playing and maybe even do so with the Dolphins. The 45-year-old cut his first retirement short last offseason but it appears he’s truly done this time around.