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Van Badham

To Australia’s university fat cats, who may yet face job cuts not of their own making – don’t forget to wash your underwear

Uni UTS Australia Van Badham WSU

A mortar board on the ground at a graduation ceremony — ‘It seems quaint to remind people that in the state acts of parliament which established each of Australia’s universities specify that they exist for public good,’ Van Badham writes. Photograph: Christopher Furlong/Getty Images

The corporate cannibalisation of Australia’s higher education sector is so bad that it has entered the firmament of literature.

Poet Dorothy Porter recorded it with bleak precision in her award-winning verse-novel, Wild Surmise:

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