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The Guardian - UK
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Tim Dowling

Tim Dowling: the burglar alarm sets off a new cycle of domestic calamities

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I am in bed at 6.30am when the burglar alarm goes off. I know it’s not because someone is trying to break in – it’s the wrong noise. I sort of wish it was. It would mean that at least one thing in this house was working.

“How do we turn it off?” my wife shouts.

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