TikTokers Are Making A ‘Healthy Coke’ Drink W/ Balsamic Vinegar In A Sin Against Beveraginos

Mother, come quickly! The “healthy” “food” girlies on TikTok are back at it again! And this time they’re making Coca-Cola out of balsamic vinegar and sparkling water, then calling it “healthy Coke”! Stop them! How did this cursed beveragino begin, you may ask? Well, Amanda Jones — AKA @mandyvjones on TikTok — shared a video last week which has set the internet ablaze. ABLAZE I tell you! In the video she explained she got the recipe off of her Pilates instructor, who apparently drinks this “healthy Coke” every day. Basically you splish splash some balsamic vinegar into an ice-filled glass and mix it with sparkling water. In Amanda’s case, she uses mango LaCroix, which I recently learned I have been pronouncing incorrectly as “La Crocs”. If you’ve never had a LaCroix, it’s basically a non-alcoholic Whiteclaw. “I am not joking you, it tastes just like a Coke,” Amanda said in her TikTok video. To her credit, it very much looks like a Coke.

@mandyvjones @LaCroix Sparkling Water ♬ original sound – Amanda Jones